\u201cWhen you\u2019ve seen one Parkinson\u2019s person, you\u2019ve seen one Parkinson\u2019s person.\u201d<\/p>\n
Parkinson\u2019s is a progressive condition caused by a depletion of dopamine in the brain. As with many neurological conditions, Parkinson\u2019s iterations are many and varied. Here I will give you an insight into some of the challenges; my stories are factually correct but the names have been changed.<\/p>\n
One in, all in<\/strong><\/p>\n For a while last year, I was dealing with the fallout from a marital dispute between a wife with Parkinson\u2019s who got vaccinated and a husband without Parkinson\u2019s who didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n That would have been OK had he not come to the somewhat incomprehensible conclusion that I had brainwashed her into putting Parkinson\u2019s classes ahead of him. The fun and games that ensued and the concomitant stress they produced threw her Parkinson\u2019s into overdrive.<\/p>\n The matter was ultimately resolved when I was able to sit down with said husband and explain how his wife\u2019s condition was likely to play out over the coming years and why, therefore, she was training the proverbial house down.<\/p>\n Parkinson\u2019s is a couple\u2019s thing; when one partner gets it, both partners get it.<\/p>\n Wayne meets Norton<\/strong><\/p>\n Then there was my ex-army buddy who, having done two tours of Iraq, noticed he had developed a persistent tremor while working as a rugby coach in Brazil. This was before I started working with neurological conditions, but I had read an article about how dance could improve Parkinson\u2019s, so I called a dance teacher friend and asked if he could help.<\/p>\n The two met in the changing rooms of the local rugby club in the middle of winter (not the dance teacher\u2019s choice, needless to say). Anyway, think John Wayne meets Graham Norton in a Siberian prison and you\u2019ve got the picture. Five years on, and still together, the odd couple has featured in magazines, appeared on TV and, best of all, got Parkinson\u2019s under control.<\/p>\n Runaway train<\/strong><\/p>\n Gary was diagnosed with Parkinson\u2019s 20 years ago and is still running around like a two year old. That\u2019s the problem: his Parkinson\u2019s can cause him to shorten his stride, increase cadence and lean forward, which results in a runaway train with limited braking.<\/p>\n One mishap led him to run into a brick wall with arms outstretched for protection, which in turn yielded a shattered humerus and serious nerve damage.<\/p>\n By the way, this is the same man who lost more than \u00a350,000 as a result of a gambling addiction acquired as a consequence of taking Ropinirole, which is a dopamine agonist used to treat Parkinson\u2019s. Suffice to say that Ropinirole is now off the menu for him.<\/p>\n He has exercised under the care of a personal trainer for many years and, while the PT did a great job of keeping him fit, he did very little work on his Parkinson\u2019s. Now a better-informed Gary uses high-intensity exercise to pump his heart rate up (and produce Brain Derived Neurotrophic Factor, aka \u2018Miracle Gro\u2019 for the brain) and then strips in work on big movements, balance, agility, co-ordination and so on.<\/p>\n Single figures<\/strong><\/p>\n Dyskinesia is characterised by uncontrolled movement (writhing) that is almost always the result of long-term use of the primary Parkinson’s medication, levodopa.<\/p>\n Now in his late sixties, Mal used to be a low-single-figures handicap golfer. You might think that uncontrolled movements would do nothing for his golf game but, when he stands over a golf ball, he is completely still. His handicap is increasing but that\u2019s more a function of advancing years and the odd bout of hypotension, which makes him so dizzy he can\u2019t actually see the ball.<\/p>\n Dyskinesia combined with low blood pressure presents some challenges for Mal and myself in a class that needs me to have eyes in the back of my head at the best of times, but I\u2019ve learned to read the signs and as soon as I tell him to \u2018step out and settle down\u2019 he does just that.<\/p>\n Hates exercise<\/strong><\/p>\n In addition to Parkinson\u2019s, Sonia has diabetes, she\u2019s osteopaenic and she has significant low back issues. She hates exercise with a passion but, having received a Parkinson\u2019s diagnosis relatively young (early fifties), she knows she doesn\u2019t have the luxury of ignoring it.<\/p>\n Every week she turns up at our high-intensity class, every week she smashes it, and every week she finds a million reasons why she won\u2019t be back the following week, whereupon the cycle starts all over again.<\/p>\n A high achiever who\u2019s used to being in charge, Sonia is having trouble figuring out why all of this is happening to her, and even more trouble accepting it. She keeps on turning up to classes because she knows it\u2019s the only way she can get any control over the disease.<\/p>\n Does she ever get down? Hell yes, she experiences regular bouts of anxiety, as do many Parkinson\u2019s people \u2013 think about the role of dopamine in modulating mood and the connection with Parkinson\u2019s becomes clear \u2013 but she finds that exercise helps to beat the blues.<\/p>\n Stand up straight<\/strong><\/p>\n Graham and Peter are both retired architects. Graham isn\u2019t the most co-ordinated individual, but his gentle manner and sense of fun endear him to everyone in our less-intense classes. The disease is progressing, as it does, but he\u2019s still handling the physical demands; what he\u2019s not handling is the onset of dementia, which makes understanding instructions challenging. Fortunately, he has a highly supportive wife who is now beginning to act as his \u2018corner man\u2019 in classes (i.e., she points him in the right direction and makes sure he does what he\u2019s supposed to be doing).<\/p>\n Peter, on the other hand, is mentally sharp but he struggles with vocal volume and the stoop that often characterise Parkinson\u2019s. That is until recently when his posture has become more upright, to the extent that we have pronounced him to be a modern miracle. When asked how this had occurred, his wife said that he had decided to actually do the band exercises I had given him a year ago, and he had started to tell himself to stand up straight, thus effectively cuing himself.<\/p>\n Stock market<\/strong><\/p>\n I usually have to interrupt Neil\u2019s daily call to his stockbroker in order to start the class. This is pretty much always accompanied by a pained look of disgruntlement followed by the boyish smile that has got him into (and out of) a lot of trouble during his 70-odd years.<\/p>\n Most Parkinson\u2019s people experience a smallness of movement, voice, handwriting and so on, but this is somehow more poignant in a man who, for most of his life, has been larger-than-life. But here\u2019s the thing: he accepted Parkinson\u2019s a long time ago, he exercises religiously (if not always all that hard), he enjoys the company of others and he makes a small fortune on the markets. Is he happy? As far as I can tell, he\u2019s ecstatic.<\/p>\n There’s nothing special about what I do; I\u2019m probably less skilled as an exercise professional than you are. I\u2019m just quite good at embracing the chaos that Parkinson\u2019s presents and adapting multiple exercise and activity modalities to meet it.<\/p>\n